Index
This is a list of of all the columns as they appeared in The Standard-Examiner newspaper. The dates are mostly accurate. Record-keeping isn't my strength.
2024
Respect for the Fractured Prune Sept 8
The Mathematics of Travel Aug 26 2004
What is the Proper thing to do? submitted Aug 1
Failing the Kids May 2024 Printed July 22
Lawn Care 101 May 6, 2024
Shoes for EVERY Occasion Submitted April 15 Printed June 4, 2024
Being a Burden April 15, 2024
The Gallery of Modest Achievement April 1, 2024
Every English Mystery Limerick March 11, 2024
Bosses are Awkward Feb 26, 2024
A Hot and Steamy no....Kind of Warmish no....Kind of Pleasant if you Like that sort of thing Feb 12, 2024
A Night at the Opera Jan 22, 2024
2023
Packaging Purgatory Dec 15, 2023
Thankgiving Calamity Dec 1, 2023
Where's There's Smoke... Nov 13, 2023
The Second Life of Elmer McCurdy October 26, 2023
The Tigger Sonnet October 12, 2023
New Plant Classifications September 24, 2023
Attack of the Garden Hose September 11, 2023
Sweet Revenge August 19,2023
Daddy's Abs Aug 6, 2023
Number the Stars July 6, 2023
Lost in a Two-Man Tent July 6, 2023
Collectible Hotels June 23, 2023
The Importance of Pink Panties June 6, 2023
Spiders for Mom May 12, 2023
So Many Wonderful Things May 4, 2023
Pop goes the Weasel submitted April 15, 2023
(Mis) Applied Physics April 7, 2023
What's in a Name March 11, 2023
Too Much Information submitted February 15, 2023
The OTHER Woman February 10, 2023
Feeling Green and Clammy January 27, 2023
Calendar Woes January 13, 2023
2022
When Dreams Come True December 30, 2022
A Season of Giving December 22, 2022
Oh Christmas Tree December 1, 2022
Lifestyles of the Rich November 18, 2022
I'll Follow You Anywhere Submitted Nov 1, 2022
Almost Haunted October 31, 2022
Anguish for Writers October 6, 2022
Honest Work Histories September 10th and 17th, 2022
A Teacher's Hello August 10, 2022
Feeling the Heat August 6, 2022
Rah Rah the Slugs July 22, 2022
The Disney Voice Over July 11, 2022
A Letter to My Husband June 24, 2022
The Riddle of the Reference Robber June 3, 2022
Barbies May 20, 2022
Chocolate Adventures May 5, 2022
Cat Conversations April 21, 2022
What I've Learned April 8, 2022
The Tax Limerick March 20, 2022
The Logic of Children March 4, 2022
The Airport Zone February 15, 2022
A Bad Night at the Inn February 5, 2022
How Much Is It? January 20, 2022
Beauty in Odd Places January 7, 2022
2021
The Other Side of Hallmark December 5, 2021
I Am Never Alone November 25, 2021
A Year of DuoLingo November 4, 2021
The Raving October 23, 2021
A Halloween Christmas List October 12, 2021
Mind Over Matter September 20, 2021
I'm Doomed August 8,2021
On Potatoes and the Meaning of Life August 4, 2021
Olympic Ceremonies July 15. 2021
Some Early Errors July 9, 2021
A Salute to James Otis Jr. June 18, 2021
Get Thin by Body Snatching June 4, 2021
Garden Confusions May 25, 2021
The Real Meaning of Motherhood May 11, 2021
After a Year of Covid April 15, 2021
Surprised by Love April 8, 2021
The Honor of Academic Writing February 11, 2021
Real Scale Solutions January 14, 2021
2020--because what better year to try and break into publishing?
Catalog Bliss December 22, 2020
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